The "Keep Calm Carrion" shirt is your grim battle hymn in fabric—a darkly humorous ode to fallen glory and the inevitability of vultures. Featuring a slain knight impaled and surrounded by solemn hungry buzzards, this tee delivers a macabre twist on the classic phrase with gothic flair and a wink at the end.
Forged from soft, legendary cotton, it’s equally suited for last stands, funeral marches, or just lounging on the thrones of your enemies.
Available in sizes XS–5XL, the "Keep Calm Carrion" shirt is perfect for knights, necromancers, and nobles who don’t mind a little rot with their regalia.
Product features
- Constructed with side seams for enhanced structural support and longevity.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape and provides an elastic fit.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching and wear.
- High-quality printing techniques ensure vibrant colors and crisp designs.
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
